100% Love is equal to 0% Result !

Thanks to a couple of posts on FB, I was motivated to watch this 'yet another not-good-not-too-bad' movie - "100% Love". With no prior background check done, I was all set to watch this movie with a mind that remained open before and after the movie. Alright, here goes my list of 'what to expect' and 'what not to expect' from this movie. That should sum up my one and only take on this movie!

WHAT TO EXPECT?

1. 'And we lived happily ever after':

Hero-heroine fall in love, but don't express to each other (coz if they do, the movie will create history in terms of being as close to a saas-bahu serial time-frame) they get seperated for a temporary phase, get engaged to different ppl, but finally get married. * Woo hoo * moment? No no noooooooo.. !

2.All guys who are geeky, nerdy and eternal 1st rank holders are the ones who are filled with helluva ego, male-chauvinism and are actually dumb quite a lotta times. Ae hello hello.. I'm only telling what you will find in the movie. No personal opinion on this! :P

3. Half-saree attire is NOT a traditional and conservative dress. 

All kudos to heriones like Trisha (for the movie Varsham and many other usual over-acted movies) , Tamanna and a couple of others, this dress, whenever worn makes one feel as though the lead lady is saying 'I am the exposing queen, and here I come'! This costume seriously needs to be banned from all telugu and tamil movies. 

4. Tamanna looks great in western outfits just like in Happy Days. Again langa voni (half-saree) - a big NO.

5. When a non-hindi speaking guy speaks hindi, it gotta be funny.

This is how Naga Chaitanya says one of Sharukh's popular dialogues. 'baade baade shehron meiii aaise choutee choutee baatein hothi rahh-thi haiii'. 

WHAT NOT TO EXPECT?

1. Will never see better ways of combined studies: boy writing math formulae on the girl's feet and both claim to be toppers of the college.

2. Naga Chaitanya imitates Rajnikanth:

The hero behaves like Chitti the robot for the 1st 20 mins of the movie. There are two things that are obvious from this. Firstly, you will not be able to tolerate the hero for these 20 mins. Second, there is only one Rajnikanth. Thalaivaa !!!

3. 'Frat psychology' gyaan:

When the hero and heroine are caught red-handed by their family for kissing each other, how do you think they would have defended each other or what would have been their 1st thoughts on what to say. I bet it's not the following statement:

According to frat psychology - infatuation is only an attraction between male and a female and is a state of being completely carried away by unreasoned passion..foolishly extravagant feeling and unappreciated often completely unwarranted emotion����.. * rolling eyes * !!!

This stupid Frat psycho guy has promoted his gyan so much all thru the movie that the kids have byhearted the definition of infactuation and tell it out like a pledge with right arm forward like "India is my country, all Indians are my brothers and sisters!!!' 

Overall, this movie has a few laughs here and there. 1st half of the movie watchable. For the 2nd half - go to sleep !!!

Cheers,

Janz!